What do you mean I'm doing it wrong? If you've got a problem with me, dear, write your complaint down here. Maybe I'll get back to it.

[At first, there's no speaking. All you hear is the rustling of a plastic bag. Then, you hear a slightly similar sound. The rustling of a grass skirt as she pulls it out of the bag. And then the sound of two coconuts hitting each other.]

Hear that? Sounds like a party.

So, how bad was it? Anyone get caught outside this time?

[OOC; It's still day, right? Also. ...I'm kind of lost, since I missed a whole night cycle...so...just so you know.]

You have got to be kidding me! They're chasing me, and they can swim. I think I lost them, those bastards! I can only beat them away so many times, I--

[And there you have it--a blood-curling scream. It's easily audible on the PDA, but those shacked up in the main office may see Miss Scarlet running from a herd of mandrakes. She tries to bat them ( Read more... )

[Despite being in the main office with an electronic device she really shouldn't recognize, it doesn't take Vivienne long to figure out how to use it. It reminds her of a phone, and she's certainly seen plenty of those in her day. After a moment of silence, she speaks.]

Hello?

[Another pause]

Can anyone hear this?

[She sets it down on the table, ( Read more... )