Log of Privateer Capt. Jasmine the Just

[madame_kali]

As I am a faithful servant of our good King William I begin this log as he has commanded me in his Letter of Mark and Reprisal on this twenty-second of September in the Year of our Lord two thousand and five

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What Jest Is This???

[em_again]

Madame Captain the Just,

Is this Letter of Mark and Reprisal only for the eyes of the English people? When I attempt to view this document, I am unable.

M.P.E.

Re: What Jest Is This???

[alanategod]

Shyrleyeth youeth jesteth! Andeth yeseth, Ieth dideth calleth youeth Shyrly.

Aseth aeth pireteth, youeth haveth fallenth preyeth toeth theeth worsteth ofeth Villianies... eth. Theeth "Faireth Captaineth Jasmineth" haseth ateth theeth powereth ofeth hereth kingeth.. redeth tapeth. Ifeth youeth trulyeth wisheth toeth seeeth theeth Marketh, youeth haveeth firsteth toeth findeth theeth keepereth ofeth theeth requesteths. Thiseth iseth usuallyeth oneeth ofeth theeth mostest pettyeth ofeth officialseth. Onceeth youeth haveth foundeth thiseth officialeth, youeth willeth beeth informethedeth thateth youeth haveeth toeth findeth theeth propereth formeth toeth requesteth the requesteth formeth. Andeth frometh thereth, theeth reddeth tapeth dosteth begineth.

Soeth myeth adviceth toeth you, MPEeth, iseth toeth justeth ignoreth theeth marketh andeth persueth youreth hearteth contenteth youreth pirateouseth wayeth.

Shooteth meeth soeth Ieth nevereth doeth theeth etheth thingeth againeth...

Re: What Jest Is This???

[alanategod]

Mad Pirate Em. MPE... in the tired L337 sp34 |<, that could be MP3. The player. Emily is a player. Emily is the most popular player! Or the most common.

Will someone inject Botox into my brain? Or diptheria toxin?

Re: What Jest Is This???

[madame_kali]

Yumi is no longer my web master! She has been demoted.

The link is now active for all to read (with a magnifying glass - damn photobucket!). I have naught to hide from the likes of you.

[theodonias]

Hahahahahahahahahaha.........

Me and Cap'in Crunch, I mean, Pigeon, sail the sea of Heritage Hill undetected. We are like those Chinese pirates, neither English nor French or Spanish, or whatever. We are across the sea, very far away, and we rock.

[kingiconoclast]

I think of us more as an unassailable fortress

[ohsteveo]

I need a dinghy.

[magdollna]

you people are having way too much fun.

Magdollna
holding down her corner of the ghetto.

[magdollna]

Penguins > Pirates

[faytte_]

I agree with the above poster, Penguins are indeed > Pirates

[faytte_]

But not better than Gyro