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How Danniella and Amelia Got Their Motorcycles
Note: This is a tale of happenings on the night of the 10th of April, 2010. It is IC. If you cannot keep the knowledge you learn here OC, then DO NOT READ THIS
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Indestructible Kittens
So Morgan's GChat message said "I will invent the indestructible kitten."
me: What? How can you build an indestructible kitten? Aren't they already?
morphine482: Not entirely.
I want bulletproof kittens. I wanna be able to cover my vest in D'aww and have semi trailers bounce off of it.
me: LMAO!
that's an amazing idea.
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We Hate Wolf T-Shirts
So Robyn and I were having a discussion about prints of animal art and that inevitably led to animal t-shirts.
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Jacob Yosemite G., Like It Or Not, You're My Brother
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This just happened...
A patron just brought back her library card, because she thought she had to return it. I said "No, it's yours forever and ever."
"Oh," she said, "So what was I supposed to return in three weeks?"
"Your BOOKS, ma'am. You have to return the books to us. Not the card."
"Oh," she said, and walked away.
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The Most Influential Thing You'll Read All Day
(12:56:52 PM) Em: I have something very important to tell you.
(12:57:03 PM) Robyn: what is that?
( Very Important! ) -
A Little Unsolicited Insight
When I was a little kid, my psychotic father once screamed at me and upset me so much that later, in the social worker's office, I told them what happened and then I never had to see him again. I couldn't tell you exactly what happened now, either, because I don't remember. I just remember feeling destroyed and an impotent rage ( Read more... ) -
Zombies Get Brittle if it's Cold
A mass email between myself, Steve, Robyn, Justin, and Amy.
When I cut and pasted it into a Word document, for whatever reason, it split up sentences like poetry -- so I left it that way. I kind of like it like that.
( If I Could Relate to Human Beings, What Kind of Person Would I Be? ) -
Another conversation about Lost: Getting On With Our Lives
Katie: I HAVEN'T SEEN LOST YET ( Read more... )
