SO...the elephant says to the camel "why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" the camel replies "that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on their face."

what did the fish say when it ran into the wall?.....DAM!

i'm feeling an overwhelming desire to sit in bed for an entire day and do nothing but read calvin and hobbes. dead week is fast approaching, so that is actually a feasible thing. christopher, you better keep a close watch on your comics...muahahaha!

i have been informed by one who knows such things, that squirrels love peppermints. and since my goal for the year is to pet one of the hundreds of squirrels that scamper about on campus, i have now taken to carrying a sonic mint with me everywhere. i'll be sure to let ya'll know if i am successful, as i have no doubt that others would benefit ( Read more... )

i just realized that you can select what mood you're in on this thing, and i'm very much impressed because they actually have the mood i'm looking for...blah. i hate taking naps in the afternoon cause then i wake up and all i can think is blah ( Read more... )

i'm not going to make it to the viewette revue this year, which disappoints me greatly. so everyone else should go support the viewettes in my place. go! shoo!

i gave myself this name in honor of the one who gave it to me. he/she/it is a wonderful person/thing and you should all just hope that you are lucky enough to know him/her/it. so if you are not one of the privileged few as of yet, i charge you to go forth and align yourself on the side of all that is good and right.