While I was exploring the inside of my skull, I was made to realize that my subconscious would like nothing better than to beat up My Little Ponys...

I dreamed about my dead ex-girlfriend.  In the dream, she teased me about thinking that she was dead and called me morbid.  When I woke up, I wasn't sure what timeline I was in.

Nicole likes looking at pictures of dead babies.

America was founded by people who were escaping oppression and yearning to be free. Upon arrival in the New World they established religious freedom, except for those people who weren’t religious enough, or were suspected of witchcraft, or were Catholic, or who adhered to some silly pagan faith like those practiced by the Indians whom the colonists ( Read more... )

Who cheers the gypsy's days and raises up his spirits?

Clearly you should kill the mockingbird in order to get the diamond ring, but be satisfied with the ring because nothing you can buy at the Five-and-Dime will be worth as much.

Rudolph was killed and eaten by the other reindeer for daring to be different.

They say that I shouldn't operate heavy machinery. Does that include me?

The Singularity had happened. I was still in the army. I had been ordered to find ways to apply the new technology to military purposes. I walked in on this family. I knew that they despised me for being in the army and still following the old ways. I walked through their house which they kept unlocked because no one need fear any more. I ( Read more... )

This is the holiday that I really celebrate.