Genesis 22 ( Read more... )

Why are there mother-fucking snakes in my mother-fucking power armor!?

Is this the first time the US Attorney General has left that post to become a professional baseball player? For the Yankees even?

Damn Communist Pagans with their goosestepping parades through the middle of the city and their nuclear-tipped intercontinental ballistic May poles.

I'm really happy that my "mid-life crisis" doesn't seem to include chasing after hawt 20-year olds... Though a sports car would be nice!

I need to get a "French bean"; it's been far too long and it's starting get unruly.

Should Jesus have anything in his macrame man-purse besides a tuna sandwich, a bottle of water and a tiny bottle of wine?

How does he manage to keep stuff in the Batcave from being completely covered in guano?

What does it say when the "Welcome to Utah" ad only has white people in it?

No one really understands what gravity is, not at any fundamental level. Therefore, it must be invisible pink unicorns standing on your head. What pulls the unicorns down? There's another invisible pink unicorn standing on top of that one and so on. It's unicorns all the way up!