( Warning! This post contains graphic sexual violence. )

It's not safe to share hookers. You should wash them thoroughly in bleach first!

There was a woman who lived on a South Sea Island. She had wise eyes and a ready laugh. She had the smooth, supple, unlined skin of a woman at least half her age. She was imortal; or at least she never died ( Read more... )

My brain feels like it's burning and itching. I'm not usually this uncomfortable in my skin. I had a dream that I had a car that I left parked somewhere in Los Angeles. I could see it and knew the address and everything. I can't tell if it was real or not. I'm right now looking through all of my things for an extra key. I may have to fly out ( Read more... )

It's wrong that Metamucil cookies are so damned tasty. It makes it hard to not just gobble up a dozen of them.

I was maybe 8 feet from her and it felt like the music was going right through me. I didn't think that she'd play "The Queen and the Soldier," but she did when I asked her during the encore. (Nicole said that her set list had her playing "Small Blue Thing" instead.) Just amazing and Nicole and I actually went to a concert together this ( Read more... )

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I'm sad that Robert Goulet is dead. No longer will he sneak into my place and mess my stuff up when I'm tired in the afternoon. :(

Since today was a holy day, I went and found a homeless person and gave him a bottle of wine, a couple of salami sandwiches, and a pack of cigarettes. Cigarettes count as gambling, don't they?

Is our perception of the quality of "reworked" tv shows like "Battlestar Galactica" and "The Bionic Woman" due in some part to the contrast between them and their original inceptions?