annoying coffee people quirks

[madash]

Here is an example of the same conversation I have fifty times a day:

"Do you have... hot chocolateYes

Comments

[anorbius]

deja vu

[jesterneko]

i get that all the time -.- "can i get a small? no, i mean, a regular? and i want a mocha. oh, can you make that a white chocolate? oh, i mean blended. and can you extreme it?" and then i have to delete like...five things because you couldn't just TELL ME first, and my manager gets pissed if we delete too many things because the powers that be think we're stealing. i especially hate it when people say, "oh, can i have that in a glass?" it costs extra, fucktard. when i say "for here or to go," don't decide AFTER you pay.

[rakuten_eagle]

I like how it's divided between either hating those people because they're morons or loving those people because they're morons and you have something to laugh about afterwards.

Oh Target photo developing booth.. you haven't disappointed me yet.

[coffaybeanqueen]

oh yes. yes. you know i know.

jesterneko's comment made me think of how funny it is that "regular" can apparently mean small, medium, OR large, depending on who is ordering.

i could go on for hours, but i won't.
even my mom thinks it's time for me to quit starbucks.