My sister posted theses really old pictures.

This will probably only be funny if you know my dad. He's the burly one.

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Someone cheer me up?
Please?

"S'up lineup!"

Bazzi: "So Tasha, how's your scrotum piercing doing?" 
Tasha: "It's healing well, thanks."
Bazzi: "Does it help with the anal sex?"
Tasha: "It hurt at first. But with enough lube it's quite nice."

(...I don't actually have a scrotum piercing.)

***************************************later..

Two druggies in Chinatown: "WE NEED 50 CENTS. I'LL GIVE YOU ( Read more... )

If you were an M&M,
and your "m" didn't turn out right,


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I want to sing another melody completely
So different from the one they're always singing
I close my eyes and think that I have found me
But then I feel mortality sorround me
I want to sing another melody
So different from the one I always sing
But when I do the dishes
I run the water very very very hot
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The only reason to have friends.

Helena says:

LOOK WHO IT IS

Helena says:

its my fave tasha!

meet me on the moon? says:

Yes, I am back. But where are the rest of my adoring fans?

Helena says:

i ate them. i want you all to myself

meet me on the moon? says:

Wow, you are devoted.

meet me on the moon? says:

Why don't you join me back at my hotel room?

Helena says:

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Paul and I went to go take a picture with Santa today.
Which by the way, cost way to much.

The picture was taken within a second of us sitting down, then we got to chat with Santa about our good deeds.

Santa: "What will you be leaving me to eat?"
Me: "Beer."
Santa: "Do you have any Scotch?"

Apparently Santa's a lush.


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