Mikey: "Bring it."

Me: "Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac!"

Mikey: "Okay...That crossed the line."

Mikey: "Your're a crotchety blob of musty kangaroo vomit!"

Me: "Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent."

Mikey: "You evil-smelling cake of crummy chicken guts."

Me: "Thou spongy pox-marked whey-face!"

Mikey: "Nice, ( Read more... )

Cookie Monster is kind of a mess. 
He doesn't understand how pronouns work, he's got very poor social skills 
and a severe double-shot of lazy eye.

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THOSE BASTARDS DIDN'T SEE IT COMIN'.


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Analyze me.
Be truthful.

OR.

Tell me something about yourself, or someone else.
Be extremely creative.
Yes, do it.

EVERYONE WHO READS THIS, DO IT OR I'LL HAVE YOUR ASSES.

I've squished about 20 fucking bugs in the past 30 minutes.
Just thought you should know.
God, help me.

Hey. Another bug.

Kay.
I eliminated him as well.
Go to hell, you stupid motherfucking bugs.

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BiG D 23 says:

So a duck walks into a bar.

BiG D 23 says:

Bartender asks "whats your name?"

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. says:

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAAH.

BiG D 23 says:

"Lewie" he says.

BiG D 23 says:

"How ya doing Lewie?"

BiG D 23 says:

"Oh I'm great, I've been ( Read more... )

Umm.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Just wondering.

Well that sucked.
My post was just erased.
Second time is always a charm.

This will only be a short post. But some people have been complaining to me that there hasn't been enough posts lately.
WELL I'M ABOUT TO CHANGE THAT.

Sunday.

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Who wants to see my new haircut?

I know I do.

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