For George

The Rules of the Meme:
Take a picture of yourself right now.
Don't change your clothes, don’t fix your hair...just take a picture.
Post that picture with NO editing.
Post these instructions with your picture.


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Are you freakin' kidding me? Camo eggs. That could poison your children. Woah. Is the lead Easter egg irony all in my head?

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In last night's installment I drove out to the middle of nowhere and played football with what Would have been my graduating class. I distinctly recall singing the theme from Mortal Kombat inserting the names of my classmates as a morale booster. And because it was a dream it actually worked. Win ( Read more... )

In last night's installment, Act 1, I dreamed I was working in a pizzeria with an old contestant from Hell's Kitchen. One family group ordered cookies made from pizza crust, which I made in a dozen different shapes, including rabbits with pink sprinkles on top. I dropped most of them on the floor while they were cooling and had to fill the empty ( Read more... )

Stress and/or random dreams continue! Last night my friend's younger brother Jacob was called as a Mormon missionary. He decided this meant he needed to dye his hair dark and purge a derelict diner of it's vampire infestation. This diner seemed to be used as a barn at some point in time, as the straw content was abnormally high ( Read more... )