I Dreamt of Hitler

[maddgoddess]

So last night I dreamt that Hitler was re-born and I was captured with the Jews in America, only I wasn't a Jew. And they had us hording out in the middle of this racket ball court where they were all having their fun gunning us down with paint ball pellets

Comments

[glassofjaw]

So what did you do with his horses?

I would have sold them suckas on Ebay in a heartbeat

[maddgoddess]

the other three were dead. mine was badly injured, so i helped him up and realized he had to be put out of his misery. all he could do was look at me as if to say, "I told you we should have taken a right"

and then the dream ended.

[glassofjaw]

Ok, Is this the part where you wake up and a vampire is in your bathroom?

Cause if so I think i've heard this one

[maddgoddess]

no, it's the part where i wake up and find that i've slept too long in the day and need to go do the dishes.

[glassofjaw]

And thats when satan climbs out of the washing machine right?

[maddgoddess]

no satan and his brother were the cause of all the dirty dishes, and the mess on the dining table, and the toys strewn about my living room floor.

I said, "Get thee behind me Satans, and go ride bikes!"