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I AM VERY MAD RITE NOW K?

So i had this dream i was at an amusement park. but it was some weird themed thingy where you had your ticket and started at the beginning. when you were done riding the first ride you would put your ticket into this machine and a gate would open for you to enter the next area. and as the rides progressed they got bigger, scary and ... BIGGER ( Read more... )

So the other night I had another tooth dream. I dreamt that my friend Kenny picked up a spider and it bit him on the ear. My friend revelled in this as he was able to put in hoops now that the spider had given him two new piercings ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamt that I was cradling a baby Satyr. He had the curliest hair and the sweetest face, and was a deep, dark blue all over.

He was very hungry, so I fed him a bottle.

I will interpret ANYONE'S dream for free. Describe. NOW.

There these rules:

1) It MUST BE A REAL DREAM FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
2) Please specify

a) non-sensical bullshit interpretation or
b) legit bullshit

And remember kiddies, no one is stupid enough to give me a license for ANYTHING. I just think I know it all...

So last night I dreamt that Hitler was re-born and I was captured with the Jews in America, only I wasn't a Jew. And they had us hording out in the middle of this racket ball court where they were all having their fun gunning us down with paint ball pellets ( Read more... )

At the suggestion of GoJ I'm going to spend tonight erecting a temple to a Dark Lord.

Since I don't like the one's I've read about I will construct one myself, thus inadvertanly rendering myself a Dark Priestess... mwahahahaahah

Bow down before your new saviour. His name shall be "BOB!" (Don't forget to imagine the exclamation point in his name, ( Read more... )