Have you ever looked in the mirror and started to wonder if the real you was the one in the mirror and you were actually the mirror image? Or What about this, have you ever woken up from a dream and realized that you were actually still dreaming, and then kind of lost track for a while of what was reality and what was the dream? No, I'm not high. I ( Read more... )

My dad used to tell me I was beautiful. "You're the most beautiful thing i've ever seen." He would say it at least twice a day, usually when i was in the midst of some extremely banal unbeautiful task, like pulling weeds from the garden, or heaving a load of wood trying to take a lazy mans load. But even in fourth grade I was well aware of why he ( Read more... )

Here's a profound question: Why do people send around spam e-mails? More specifically, why do people forward you those stupid spam e-mails in an effort to cheer you up when all they do is piss you off? Today I got an e-mail (from some meathead at school I don't even know) about some person who had no arms or legs and yet still managed to paint ( Read more... )