I work in a clinical research office. I test experimental drugs on people. Currently, I'm doing a study for COPDThis woman called the other day to report that her mother had COPD and was interested in the study I'm doing. The woman sounded too old to even have a living mother. She had one of those obviously old voices. It was high-pitched, and she ( Read more... )

"I bought this magazine because it had an article on how to manage your time, but I haven't had time to read it."

~Valerie

There is a broken skeleton key in the back door. The end of it is broken.

Where the key is marked in red here is where the key is missing a chunk.


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I received a voicemail today. She said that her name was Dee, she gave her work number and then, assuming that I was an idiot, reminded me to "be sure to ask for Dee ( Read more... )

"Surely even PETA has bigger fish to fry. Not really though... I guess they have bigger fish to prevent from being fried."

Back when I was temporarily employed, I was assisting in a quality assurance check for an IVRS (Interactive Voice Response System.) The IVRS was set up to gather medical information about people with Urinary Tract Infections ( Read more... )