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c'mon everybody, sing along

if you don't know the song, make your own tune

( Hurt (by trent reznor, and redone by johnny cash) )

i have no something.

(ahem)

YUZUKI ROCKS MY PANTS RIGHT OFF MY NETHERS WITH HER AMAZINGNESS AAAAAAH HOW DID YOU MAKE EVERYTHING SO COOL?i will be your love-slattern for all eternity ( Read more... )

that was the last of it

i'm outa here folks, and here is the intarweb.

my newly started otherjournals will remain sadly deovoid as well until i'm back

but i'm just gettin off the computer

i am its bitch

bye everyone, i <3 you

(i will still check email and stuff because i am chickenshit)

dearest y'all-

i am thinking of getting a new livejournal.

there are strong cases yea and nay. this one has sentimental attachment, being from the year following the invocation of my undying love for the mori: it also is a stupid ass username. except the mad hatter part. but the four twenty? i wrote that before i'd ever even smelled weed on the ( Read more... )

you heard it here first, folks.

no more outsiders.

we don't like them here.

nooo, my preciousss.

gah! fuck! clint eastwood! i am going to be a vulgar man and all of you are going to like it!

family letter ( Read more... )

In the beginning, there was a thing. It was, for all purposes, a human, but it had neither sex to its name. Inside, there were two consciences, but neither of them knew of the other. They grew very lonely. So, their creator intervened, and gave each of the consciences a body like the first, with small changes to suit each of them: To one of them, ( Read more... )

( WHY ETSUKO IS THE KING OF EVERYTHING )