1) DO NOT BURN HOUSE DOWN (roommates would be displeased ( Read more... )

I am all alone in this rather chilly house with the wind blowing like crazy up the chimney.
And it's rather freaky. The howl comes at inopportune moments of me trying to memorize Biochem and so my focus is waaaay off.
Not helpful one bit.
Maybe if I play Phantom of the Opera, the noise will just blend into the soundtrack...

Shannon on my bed:
*opens bag of new art pens* *pauses* *writes some lines*
"OMG."
*more mad scribbles*
"Excuse me. I think I need a moment."
*makes fawning noise*

I am vastly entertained.
I just about peed myself laughing after making these.

Introducing:
The SHANNA-ELF
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9604273111

And my 4 roomates: The LABYRINTH LADIES
 http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9604382623  starring Val as 'Sexy Elf', Morgan as the 'Man Elf,' Shannon as the 'Retard Elf,' and Marie as the 'Disgruntled Elf'

Enjoy.

Apple computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The IBoob will cost between $499 and $599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to
them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now ( Read more... )

Dr.Taylor: So if we took the stripes off a zebra, would it still be a zebra? I mean, minus the fact that the species would probably die of extinction very quickly. *pauses meaningfully* By the way, has anyone seen that smart car driving around with zebra stripes on it? I think it's cool, don't you ( Read more... )

Oh. My. God.
This is -exactly- why I did -not- want to live in this house.

AAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!

Let the house-hunting begin.

Everyone knows I -hate- getting up in the morning. I am not a morning person. So when I am forced to get up even earlier then I usually do for an 8:30 class, I am a raging bitch ( Read more... )

Stolen from...everyone else.

JACQUELINE NEEDS:

Jacqueline needs a woman that is going to love and treat her right.  (um...say what?)

Jacqueline needs to go to the Library to check out a book. (agreed.)

Jacqueline needs to invest in more computer equipment and furniture, with the goal of expanding her business. (what business? I don't have a business ( Read more... )

My readings today focused on food. One on how people have relied on forests for food and medicine, how killer whales eat otters for food, and how (apparently) Corn is the Dominator of the World. The last paper was highly entertaining in that regard. This is how it worked:

"Though we insist on speaking of the “invention” of agriculture
as if it were ( Read more... )