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Jan 24, 2004 18:13

Oh, evil snooze button with your cruel bargain! Why can you never grant me more sleep without stealing my time?

I CURSE YOU!

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trade-off dadoo January 25 2004, 12:56:15 UTC
At last...someone other than me has realised that there is an evil scheme afoot that involves collusion between the owners of all of us wage slaves and the nefarious snooze button industry which was founded on the premise that we worker ants should have no free time if we are conscious. This an improvement on the original idea that waking to an alarm will ensure such a jarring entry into the waking world that any hope of lucidity is merely a naive illusion. The combination of several rude wake shocks and the accompanying frantic tardiness simply precludes free thought.Pax...dr. dadoo phd esq.(dr. of rock & roll)

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Re: trade-off madprophet January 26 2004, 08:12:41 UTC
I knew I wasn't the only one!
The real fun starts when I'm so tired that my brain goes into full-tilt psychosis as a self defense mechanism. More than once, I've been convinced that if I could just figure out the controls on the clock, I could generate more time. I suppose it's a lucky thing that in such a condition I am utterly unable to comprehend buttons.

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