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Abe and I are watching the little engine that could, and I'm reading a book on the couch.  Abe wants me to watch certain parts that he finds interesting/funny, so i glance up, acknowledge it, and go back to my book.  So he's taken to putting his hand under my chin when he wants me to watch a certain scene so I dont piut my head down and continue ( Read more... )

Had a great convo with my Dad about religion, told me a lot about the law of believing and receiving ( Read more... )

I said the stupidest thing a few months ago, and I wanted to write it down so I don't forget. It STILL makes me laugh ( Read more... )

Wowzer, an ex boyfriend of mine just got sentenced to 16 years in prison for killing his baby daughter.

Holy shiiit.

http://knox.villagesoup.com/news/story/rockland-man-sentenced-in-death-of-infant/297091

I would love to purchase a southern plantation in georgia.

Lets make this happen.

I love it when toddlers take entire tubes of acrylic paint, in the color green, and squirt the ENTIRE THING on my yellow couch. Why didn't I take a picture?! This shit was incredible. Thank god I can remove the cushion covers, but still the arms of my yellow couch are now green ( Read more... )

Help Doctor El Jay ( Read more... )

this was awesome, but next year I'm buying a stuffed animal deer and slinging it across my shoulders ( Read more... )

He spent at least 15 minutes like this:


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