1}A Dull Hack's Descent (ADHD) 2}An Artistic Autist Asks His Ass About Acquiring Acid (AAAAHAAAA!)

[madzub]

ACT 1 :   ADHD

4 weeks ago, I dropped my folks off at the airport, from where they flew like birds to Italia to get it on with the pope n' shit, and left me here, alone, with their car and house and all its contents at my disposal. For one month I would be living like a king, and so to keep myself in check and prevent myself from falling down the

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[olive]

buy a six pack, smmoke a joint, and refret your bass neck/guitar neck with the beach boys on the stereo and a beer by yr side.

[madzub]

yes massa.

very good advice paul, except that to refret the necks i need to hear the microtonal notes on the computer so i can find the right spots for the frets, so I can't listen to BB's while fretting necks. however i do have 22 redcaps downstairs and kd on the stove and maybe i can at least get started.

[ex_harmlessk705]

gaddamn! that was some good readin'.
i hope the remaining folk-free days at the house go well.
how the hell did you get to float in a sensory-deprivation tank??!
i was just hearing stories about this eccentric rich dude who would pay extra to be left in the sensory-dep tanks for 8 or more hours at a time while he was on acid.. apparently, this was one of his favourite things to do. eventually they forbid him from coming back because he'd foul up the water in there. ugh! anyway, stories about this guy always remind me of you, or at least, remind me of stories you would really dig hearing.
sorry i didnt' wind up phoning the day after the gig. days go by super fast, and we left early the next day. stupid fast time!!

p.s. NICE icon.

[madzub]

Joe Rogan (the Fear Factor guy) talks about taking mushrooms and going in a tank for hours, and John C. Lilly, the pioneer of the flotation tank, loved to take similar stuff and spend 8 or more hours in the tank. I would definitely be down with that. I've read that it's okay to urinate in the tank since it's got a filtration system built in, and plus there's about 800 lbs of epsom salts in the water, so ain't nothing gonna live or grow in there. I did my float at a massage therapist's place close by, and since other people use the tank i guess it's not sanitary to pee inside so he didn't allow that. I did fart quite a lot in there tho. he also charges $40 an hour which would be crazy expensive if spending 8 hours in there. too bad i'm not a rich eccentric, just a po-ass one.

[sndo]

if i farted in a sensory deprivation tank i don't think i'd be able to stop laughing.

[madzub]

actually you're so relaxed in there (at least i was) that even getting the extreeeemely salty salt water in your eyes, while it really burns, doesn't annoy you, you just accept it as a stimulus like any other instead of immediately judging it as BAD and PAINFUL. So ya there's a natural humorous response to farting, but you're so relaxed the laugh remains a tiny chuckle in the back of your mind. then you smell it and pick out all the subtle hints of various foods you've eaten

[lipglossfaerie]

hahaha oh Andy you're hilarious. I'm glad you enjoyed thanksgiving giving'er with our crazy family!

are you Halloween partying it with us friday night? jb halloweening saturday? oh and btw, Jared, that guy you met at starlight, was asking me how he could get in touch with you for music stuff. he has myspace if you want to contact him. Then you won't need to knock off the new bass player for kkg!

[madzub]

ya, party at julius' right?

i emailed jared, he responded, then i responded, then i never heard from him again.