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[mafiaissrsbsns]

...So if someone were to hypothetically want to visit a healer

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[flower_desu]

Oh! I'm a healer! I can heal people.

[mafiaissrsbsns]

You-? [Skeptical...]

Okay, kid...

[flower_desu]

So is there somebody who needs healing? Is it you?

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[mafiaissrsbsns]

No-

[mafiaissrsbsns]

Just asking for reference. Che, it's not like I'm looking for anyone specific.

[mafiaissrsbsns]

Go to hell.

[bubblyhealer]

Here! Here! I'm a better healer than everybody here! Honest! A cleric and everything! I SAID I WAS A CLERIC CAN'T YOU HEAR ME

[mafiaissrsbsns]

...I'll take my chances with infection, thanks.

[bubblyhealer]

WHAT? INFECTION? As a good, honest cleric, devoted to the good, honest work, and being beautiful, it is my duty to heal you! Devotedness and whatnot.

[mafiaissrsbsns]

I'll pass. What a nutjob.

[ very very much screened away from Serra ]

[ranking_prince]

Just don't let Miss Serra heal you. P - pregnant...

[mafiaissrsbsns]

Like I'd even let that nut job he--

Wait, fuck, no, I don't even NEED to be heal--

...

You're pregnant?

[ranking_prince]

No! That's the point! I'm not pregnant, but Miss Serra thinks I am.

Why would you even think I'm pregnant anyways? You know I'm a boy, right?

[mafiaissrsbsns]

...Tch, in this place? I'd have to say it doesn't matter.

[for_the_queen]

Should you have need of our services, you have only to ask.

[mafiaissrsbsns]

Is there a main spot where you people work, or are you all freelancers?

[for_the_queen]

The cathedral is our main base of operations, but you can find us anywhere around town on our off-hours.

...Why do you ask, ser? Are you wounded?

[mafiaissrsbsns]

I'm fine.

Che, thanks, I guess.