Well, I've said it time and again, welcome home. The weather missed you. Don't forget this, Edmonton sucks. Stalbert sucks. Most of British Columbia sucks. And the sooner I can get the fuck out of here and go somewhere warm, where it doesn't rain too much, and you never get robbed because frankly, where are they gonna go? It's such a small island, I think I'll be better off. And I think you're all gonna come with me. So maybe it won't be such a small island. But whatever. Sun and paddleboats, and all sorts of psychotropic substance awaits!
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"Tonight I dine on turtle soup."
If you can name what game that's from, or at the very least, what video game system, I'll give you... I dunno, a blowjob?
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 (or the Arcade version) for the NES.
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