HAHA Vance still has a livejournal. It's been just over 2 years since I last posted anything, but I still don't think I have much to write about that I haven't just written on facebook. Talk about a marketing miracle! Facebook can do everything ( Read more... )

Seems that on my last post, I forgot to mention one of the major, perhaps the single most important, problem I have with cellphone text messagers. That being the sort of people that are doing these things ( Read more... )

I hate you ( Read more... )

Ah ha, it has been many a month, but I have risen from my grave to relieve you all of whatever has been ailing you, that I don't yet know about. I may have died on the cross for your sins, but now I am the fucking King of Atlantis, here to ease your worries and strife. Or gonads, and strife. Regardless ( Read more... )

I would like to take some time today, and talk to all you wonderful folks about the joys of corporations. Now, I suppose you all figure that I would be against corporations, and things of that sort, since I'm generally against anything that involves selling your soul to whoever happens to own the building you're in, but that's simply not the case ( Read more... )

You bastards. You dirty rotten bastards. It has now reached the point where my friends page is empty. Utterly and completely empty. Devoid of any sort of information for me to learn about anything and anyone, and anything that happens to be going on. Which is terribly unfortunate, since I simply do not have the time to be updating all the time, so ( Read more... )

Now sometimes, insomnia is a straight bitch. And sometimes, it's a blessing in disguise. Because, I don't know about you, but sometimes, I get at my best, most creative, and frankly, weirdest at early hours of the morning. And I prefer being weird to being logical. Although, ideally, I could be weird and logical, and introduce you all to a new ( Read more... )

Ah yes. The dark days are upon us. I can feel it in my headbones. How do I know this? you may ask. Just take a look out your window. Tell me if it's still light out. Tell me when it's going to be light out. Winter is on the horizon, and winter makes me crazy. It throws my important rythyms all out of whack, staying dark late, and getting light ( Read more... )

Alright, ladies and gentlemens, here's the story ( Read more... )

This disturbing and frankly offensive lack of posting on the part of almost everyone I know, except the random nonsense from Stevie Gunn, Alex, and possibly Jobi, has left me in a predicament. Mostly that now, I must take over. Fortunately for all of you, my lovely little livejournal minions, I feel like talking tonight. Not just talking. More like ( Read more... )