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Is This the Return to Oz?
Howdy all ( Read more... ) -
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
A few months ago, my manager hired this guy that every female at my job under 60 wanted to bang. We will call him "J". J was sullen, built like a Greek god, and muy mysterioso; these things, of course, making him all the more attractive to most of us. A few had reservations, however, about the true nature of J's sexuality, him being such a good ( Read more... ) -
Chewing the Restraints
WORK HAS BEEN KILLING ME! AAAAARGH ( Read more... ) -
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So I'm dating Alex now. This is going to be interesting since, historically, I don't date. Oh, he is so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o in for it...
Don't be scared, Alex. Seriously. I'm just more than slightly off but in a generally good way. -
Say What?
Below are some of my favorite quotes. Leave me some of yours ( Read more... ) -
Rub-A-Dub-Dub
Work-related shit: So far this week I've come in on 2 different days that I'd been scheduled off b/c my co-workers either forgot they were supposed to come in or they just plain called off. I took Cheryl's 7-1/2 hrs. shift tonight b/c of whatever late-breaking family illness popped up an hr. before she had to come in. When I got to work, I found ( Read more... ) -
Shannon Stole the Cookie from the Cookie Jar!
Drama: 2 of my bestest friends have been planning to move out together 4 nearly 2-1/2 yrs. now. They've been steadily acquiring all the things they would need in order to make their move possible by the time my 1 friend graduates this year. But the monkey wrench in their well-thought out plan is likely to become a 3rd friend, a girl who - though ( Read more... ) -
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Three words, Alex: "Guys Gone Wild ( Read more... ) -
Sober
Whoa. I was really drunk during that last entry ( Read more... ) -
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Oh yeah. My friend Bobby won the wet undies contest last night. Young men get hosed down from head to toe then drop trou to see whose...got the most to brag about. I have seen more of that boy in the past 24 hrs. than I would ever care to see again.