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Oct 31, 2006 17:00


Amusing conversation of the day (whilst walking through shopping mall):

Salesman: Stop, please stop miss.
Me: Oh, I've already got a nectar card.
Salesman: Ooh, that's ok, I can get you another 4000 free today.
Me: (looks at salesmans badge) Ah, well, I'm already with EDF.
Salesman: What about gas?
Me: I don't have any gas.
Salesman: I can get you some!
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bossythecow October 31 2006, 17:32:47 UTC
ah that explains the non-replying to texts. shall refrain from calling you a bee-yacth then.

best line I have ever used for getting rid of one of those salespeople was when they yelled at me after I said I didn't pay my own bills (meaning that my landlord paid them!) "how do you not deal with your own bills!?" I simply looked at him and said (in my most awful accent) "the staff do it, of course!" and walked off.

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magenta01 October 31 2006, 20:18:47 UTC
I was confused for a second there, got it now! Sorry I didn't reply, I've not recieved the messages yet :o) I'm glad the show calmed you down, it was a good one, I was sooo close to calling in that time!

Shall text you from my new mobile soon!!!

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jillyanne October 31 2006, 22:28:21 UTC
ROFLMAO!!!! That's great!!! Anything for a sale, huh?

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magenta01 October 31 2006, 22:31:32 UTC
The scary thing was, you could tell the final comments weren't for a sale, he was practically begging me to stay! Naturally, I ran away.

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jillyanne October 31 2006, 22:33:50 UTC
He looooooooooooooooooooooooved you!!! :D

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