Instruction Manual for Life

[maggie_pie]

If life had an instruction manual, it might read like this:

LIFE
The ManualCongratulations!  You have just acquired your first LIFE.  This purchase will hopefully bring you a lot of happiness.*

*(purchase may also result in heartbreak, loss of hearing, loss of hair, loss of clothes, loss of virginity, athlete's foot, and loss of dignity)

To start,

Comments

[deckardmagnus]

Hee hee hee.

[zyoff]

You forgot the FAQ section! It covers helpful topics such as:

1. What happens if I choose the wrong career?
2. What happens if I'm all alone? Can I replace my failed match with cats or a drinking problem?
3. Why is life all about losing things? Can I chose whether I lose my hair or my hearing?
4. What happens if I'm out of money and I think this is a mistake?
5. What is the return policy on LIFE?

[maggie_pie]

HAHA!

I just loled in Bigby. I think later tonight (after I've bought a cat and had a glass of wine) I'll write the FAQ! :-D

[queermusikdork]

uhm.... i hope i was a wise choice in decoration.

[maggie_pie]

Best decoration ever. :-D