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Ahem.
I think I might have gotten married in Las Vegas after too many free drinks in the casino. I can't be sure, it was all so hazy, but I clearly remember hearing "here comes the bride" and saying "I DO, I DO!"...though I'm now having suspicions that I was just talking to my bottle of scotch and not a man, since said male has yet to appear. All that' ( Read more... ) -
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*clears throat* Hello there
Hah, I swear one of these days I'll make a REAL entry - i've just been so busy I barely have time for sex leisurely activities. I'm still alive though, I promise. -
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Happy Belated Birthday Elijah!!! Jenna related merchandise should be en route to your place! One of these days I'll actually be on time with something... -
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I think I have the plague...seriously.
Worst update EVER *is pathetic* -
Words of Wisdom From Maggie
Upon deciding to play a game of strip poker, remember that it's best played INDOORS...and not on a front lawn.
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First of all - Merry Christmas and all that kinda good cheer *makes vague hand gestures ( Read more... ) -
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There's something WRONG with this city. I went out to party tonight, and on my way back to the car, had SIX PEOPLE ASK ME HOW MUCH I CHARGED AN HOUR!
I guess I should shut up though, anything is better than London...even though most nights I'm subjected to watching Jenna porn and Orlando feeling the erge to model his entire wardrobe. -
In Which Maggie Picks on Elijah (because she's got nothing better to do)
I rented a giant stack of Elijah's movies. He keeps appearing in the doorway, glaring. This is classic entertainment, it really is *puts on 'The Good Son'*
Hey Lijah, which movie is it that you sing "You Are My Sunshine" in? *has laughing fit* -
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Next time, someone please remind me that just because the alcohol on the plane is FREE - you don't have to drink more than usual to make up for it ( Read more... )