it appears the charmed ones have to kill a baby. i can't wait to see how this one pans out. the theme song blows, btw ( Read more... )

"You're life is a series of delusion-induced highs and reality-driven lows ( Read more... )

and the mohawk guy cut his mohawk and i was all "OH my god, why did you do that" and he explained that he didn't really ever put it up so what's the point and i just sort of whimpered slightly something about how it was the principle of the thing. so now i can't live vicariously through him. siiiiiiigh.

college station is like... impressively chock full of reprehensibly shitty people. Self-righteous hostile mother fuckers that sway all the brainless herd animals to their side, making them self-righteous brainless herd animals who in order to find a suitable mate must be able to convey ABSOLUTE normalness ( Read more... )

dear detective olivia benson,

I believe you are too emotionally involved with your work and it is making the show suck. Either get off my television or start acting like a real, cold-hearted SVU detective. Thanks!

-me

hey guys, my car blew up yesterday and i missed all my classes for today whilst getting it fixed. Broke down in an ant pile. ( Read more... )

el joshua the baby stole my dash underscore key and stuck it in the magical portal to that other dimension where babies keep things no one thought they needed. I miss babies. and small children ( Read more... )

i keep eating all the global justice league recruitment candy thats in my room. this is bad. It's all the candy we had at our global justice recruitment table that's supposed to entice people to talk to us and sign up on our listserve and the petition to (duh) end the genocide in sudan. but they gave it to me to keep until the meetings and next ( Read more... )

when i moved out before the break, i accidentally forgot that i owned mayonaaaise. it was probably bought in september. instead of throwing it away like a normal human being, my roommate labeled it and apparently put it in storage or something insane. because its back. labeled with ma name. old mayo... who does that? i don't care if it does have my ( Read more... )

i like david bowie you betchya. and i like the life aquatic with steve zissou more than everything and i could watch it everyday of my life and i'm excited that i stole the soundtrack from michael ( Read more... )

hay this is weird. dial-up made me not addicted to the intarweb and now i's forgotten how to write ljs. sucks ( Read more... )