Well, I have just enough time before I keel over from sheer exhaustion thanks to my four and a half hours of re-labelling noxious substances in Professor Snape's potions store to update this thing ( Read more... )

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I appear to have lost a girlfriend.

Ginvera, I am very disappointed in you. I would have thought you'd at least have the good breeding to send an ow-

Oh wait.

No, you don't really, do you?

Haha.

Still, never mind. I'm sure you'll find someone more to your liking - someone far more successfull and powerful than little old me. Someone who is ( Read more... )

The riddler is gone, for the time being, which is probably a good thing. She confuses me to no end. I've no fucking idea what the mad bitch is raving on about 99.9999% of the time, although I have to admit that her presence is oddly...comforting. I just can't explain it, but I seem to feel better when she's around ( Read more... )

Woke up two days ago in a cupboard.

Very odd.

Cupboards aren't as comfortable as they look, you know. Especially cupboards full of various cleaning apparatus and Filch's discontinued 'disciplinary devices' (Merlin, i'm so bloody glad I wasn't at this school fifteen years ago). Am bruised and battered in places i'd rather not mention, not to ( Read more... )

I'm alone.

I woke up alone, and was surprised.

Why did my room look so different...?

Once again I looked at myself in the bathroom mirror and didn't know who it was I saw!

WHO AM I?I read back. This journal. I don't know what's going on - who has been typing those things!? It isn't me! Why am I friends with Malfoy!? Who the fuck stole my ( Read more... )

...nothing.

I bloody got nothing?

I don't understand. This wasn't...nobody told me it would be like this! Nobody told me...

Why? Why the fuck not? Merlin, this is too much to bear.

All that, and I am still not good enough? All that ruddy leg work, all the fucking...

I can't take this.

I...

I think i'll have a lie down.

The only light inside this tomb
Is coming from so high above us
Watching through a tiny window,
The moon is looking on
Down on your knees, down if you please
While I blindfold your eyes
The two of us are gonna play a little game
I think that I will call it

Trick or treat, let us go hide and seek ( Read more... )

How miraculous! I am aghast! Truly! Can you see my face contorted in amazement from all the way over there? I can assure you, it is. Really.

Ha.

Will wonders never cease? It seems we will be returning to Hogwarts for yet another year! How on earth can you all have failed your exams? You tried so very hard, didn't you? So very, very hard ( Read more... )

I appear to constantly be the last to know about things...

Well, not really. On a superficial level, perhaps. But only because the plan dictates that I should spend my time being well prepared for more important things.

For those things, I am always the first to know. Oh, if only you all knew.So it is with this Ball, anyway. I had no idea. I ( Read more... )