I am, hands down, the clumsiest person in the history of man. I have hurt myself more in one day than most people do in a month. In the span of oh 6 hours, I have: split and bruised my knee on a table corner, squirted bathroom cleaner IN MY EYE (I believe that to be the worst one) , split my pinkie on the oven handle, re-opened a small cut on my
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