I think I probably should have posted this a while ago ( Read more... )

www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_12792214
So I guess this magician got arrested for firing a gun. But Uncle Valant and my other daddy did that all the time! It was their best trick! And they didn't get in trouble for just doing their act...
The policeman who arrested him must've been pretty dumb.

((She didn't actually read the entire article; just the ( Read more... )

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Hi again, everyone! I completely forgot about this journal thing since I've been so busy with my performances at the Wonder Bar! You should come see me! It's every weeknight at eight o'clock, don't miss it! I forgot the password to my old account...it's so hard to remember this stuff! Maybe I should write it down or something...
Twitch has been ( Read more... )

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