I will never think of potatoes the same again?

Feb 07, 2005 14:07

Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally got married ( Read more... )

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firecrotch8604 February 7 2005, 22:28:32 UTC
thank you for wasting three minutes of my time. you owe it back to me.

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magicalvalerie February 8 2005, 16:30:26 UTC
WASTING?! How can you consider reading a totally retarded story on my livejournal a waste of time?! If it would make you feel better, I will repay you the three minutes... What can I do to make it up to you so you'll stop whining?

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firecrotch8604 February 9 2005, 00:34:31 UTC
you can find some way to extend my life by three minutes....or invent a time machine so i can go back in time and not read that story.

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magicalvalerie February 11 2005, 22:23:03 UTC
Well, I'm thinking the time machine is pretty much out of the picture... but the next time I see you smoking a cigarette, I'm only going to let you smoke half of it. Doesn't every cigarette you smoke take 7 minutes off your life? Yeah... so I'd sort-of be giving you 3.5 minutes :) Actually, I don't even know if you smoke...but it's a thought.

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emor0ckerr76 February 8 2005, 00:04:24 UTC
Damn it Valerie! You and your stories!

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magicalvalerie February 8 2005, 16:31:56 UTC
Believe it or not, I didn't make that story up on my own! (I know it sounds like something random I would come up with... but it wasn't this time!) ...You know you liked it...

See you "mah-nah-nah"!

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Oh My Jesus courtneylisaann February 8 2005, 04:59:32 UTC
Val you come up with some of the weirdest stuff ever!!!!! I think that you are just the common tater :) But hey did i ever tell you about that school system that had the high school at the "spuds" the middle school as the "fries" and the elementary school as the "tater tots"? just wondering but i swear it is a totally true story .. My daddy used to play them i high school. CREEPY. Anywho gotta go ttyl

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Re: Oh My Jesus magicalvalerie February 8 2005, 16:35:18 UTC
I know I come up with the weirdest stuff... but it wasnt me this time! I swear!...Yes, I was in on the "Phoebe Story" and the "Monkey Story"... but the potato story was someone totally different... although the author and I probably think similarly... lol... I would make a good common tater, but I dont think that anyone would listen to me... You didnt tell me about that school district! How embarrassing! We could live there and be the spuds and have mini-cheercamp for the "fries and the tater tots" heeheehee.

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vanillavenom February 8 2005, 18:23:07 UTC
hands down, you win.

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magicalvalerie February 11 2005, 22:24:06 UTC
:) Have you ever heard the song "Hands Down" by Dashboard Confessional? I LOVE THEM. ...I know that was off topic, but that's what your comment reminded me of :)

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