http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_CALIFORNIA_STORM?SITE=OHCOL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULTRead more... )

I asked out Marisol. she said No.
Now I am free to marshal enough initiative to ask out other women.

I spend about 10 dollars a week on lottery tickets ( Read more... )

NAFTA was ballyhooed by the administration of President Bill Clinton and President Carlos Salinas(a man reputed to have stolen ten to twenty billion dollars for six years of service) as the answer that would bring prosperity and end illegal immigration ( Read more... )

it is said that some people have green eyes.

i can see in the daylight that these people

have pale yellow eyes.

is not green like grass or leaves or broccoli.

nearly everything I hear or read from right wing pundits is blatantly dishonest or wrong.
They are doing the devils work.

when someone is Libertarian or into anarcho-capitalism...it usually means they are handicapped in some way ( Read more... )

The Old Testament implies that mankind must defer to penguins.

This must be why catholic nuns dress up as penguins.

This explains why, when the Blues Brothers were on a mission from god...

that nun kept hitting them with a ruler.

I watched the film "Once Upon a Time In China". it stars Jet Li ( Read more... )

There is debate over what wiped out the mammoths and mastodons and other ( Read more... )