I went out with a local girl I met at a bar ( Read more... )

the reporters asked President Obama about a Mosque ( Read more... )

i set out on my bicycle sometime sunday morning ( Read more... )

i was at a bar yesterday. maybe the old angle tavern or something. they were playing a rugby match on tv ( Read more... )

i need to score some mesquite seeds.
i wanna try growing mesquite as a house plant.

I need to score some blue oak acorns from northwest california.
I wanna try growing blue oak in ohio.

I am a famous writer ( Read more... )

I spent most of the 90s as a nervous wreck ( Read more... )

Do doo doe do do doo do doo doo
..work all day in the sun shine
something something rhyme
my only profit is a nickel.
i try all i can with plenty of force
da daa deh da da daa da daa daa

--- author unknown

I obtained an electric deep fryer.
to deep fry chicken and turkey thighs and potatoes.
in retrospect, i could have done that in a pan on the stove

i'm not much for traveling.
if i were to visit britain
it would be the city of Chester.

the doc gave me an ankle brace. told me to not go on long walks.

walking has always been my instinctive method of self medication.
maybe it is a psychosis thing.

look how far it has gotten me so far.

heh heh heh.