Disruptive Jesus Christ Dumped From Jury

The best line? "Efforts to reach Christ for comment were unsuccessful."

For the win!

One of my colleagues is younger (24?), and apparently grew up somewhat sheltered, so many of my references are lost on her.  Today's topic of discussion:  Kathleen Turner and Kool-Aid ( Read more... )

‘Twilighters’ Put Small Town in the Spotlight

I don't care how famous it is, I'm not paying $17 for a plate of mushroom ravioli.

We are as packed as we can possibly be, soon I head over to our friend's house to load up their stuff, then home to load ours, then bed.  Since I have to go to bed so early tonight (we're leaving at 5am tomorrow, so I have to get up at...4 at the latest?), I made myself get up this morning at the normal time I would for work and I've been keeping ( Read more... )

Casta's almost finished!  I tried on the entire outfit the other night and I have to say.... it looks pretty damn AWESOME.  I still need to do a little tweaking, take things in a bit here, move a snap or two there, but ultimately, it's done.  Whew!  This weekend I'll do the finishing touches and do a "dress rehearsal" with my hair and such.

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On workday snacks:

The only thing that saves me is that [the vending machine] is down on the main floor which means I would have to walk up and down 2 WHOLE FLIGHTS OF STAIRS, and I'm gnenerally too lazy and apathetic to put that much effort into getting a Ho-Ho.

10 days until I leave for Dragon Con.  I'm happy to report that I'm not as stressed as I was, oh, a week ago.  Goddamn costuming is stressful.  And it's a very organic stress.  At first it was, I'm so inferior to all the size 0 hot chicks with boob jobs; then it turned into, I'm so inferior to all the other costumers I see in pictures from last ( Read more... )

"I don't need to know how it works, I just need to know that it does.

...this is why I did not become a scientist."

And yes, I DO believe in fairies. :)

If anyone out there ever wanted to buy me a very-belated or extremely early birthday present, this is it:


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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Contact: Magic Loaf
Contact Person: Loaf
Company Name: Loaf Motorcars, Inc.
Telephone Number: 555-6666
Fax Number: 867-5309
Email Address: magicloaf@roadwarrior.vroom
Web site address:  www.ifinallyhaveanewcaryo.com

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Cleveland, OH, August4, 2009- The Stars Are Right.  The wait is finally over.  Loaf has a car.

A 2003 Toyota ( Read more... )