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In honor of Halloween, excerpts from "Zombie Haiku"
Blood is really warm
Its like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming
Everything I thought
tasted a lot like chicken
really tastes like man
My rigor mortis
is mainly why I'm slower
and the severed foot
The taste of liver
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2004 Olympic Gold Medal Tae Kwon Do Match
The best part is the blank look on the Greek guy's face. Of all the things I thought I would see someone get knocked out by...I never thought it would be a small jumping dude on the defensive...
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Animatronic Haxorz
So evidently a bunch of puppets from chuck-e-cheese and the like are floating around as garbage and someone has taken to collecting them and getting them to perform something a bit more modern. Enjoy!
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Frustrating Weekend Already
The past 48-hours have been straight from hell. First I tried to go see Ave. Q over at the Orpheum. I waited in line for an hour and a half and I was fourth from the front of the line when one of the ushers comes back and says that they're out of tickets and are only selling tickets for future shows. Shit. So I buy two tickets for Sunday ( Read more... ) -
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It is rare for people to truly impress me. This is mostly because people in general sense tend to behave far from admirably. Regardless, tonight I read something which actually inspired me to believe that some people of adult age who actually behave like adults. Hopefully I'll get there some day too. -
I knew they weren't to be trusted!
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/139/139613_women_lie_cheat_and_steal.html?ref=emtaf&archive=archive
(I'm only kidding. As everyone who knows me knows, I trust everyone whether I should or -
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THIS IS A TRANSCRIPT OF THE SPECIAL COMMENT LAST TUESDAY ON COUNTDOWN WITH KEITH OLBERMANN ( Read more... ) -
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It isn't very often that I see something that makes me think that the modern world has become inhospitable to traditional ways of life. Today was one of those days. In the wake of one of my friends back home getting very happily married, two of my best friends from the bay area have ended their relationship. That is to say that one of them has ( Read more... )
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