So there is this sweet service nationwide (in big cities anyway), introduced to me by my friend Kiki, known as the Rejection Hotline (http://www.rejectionhotline.com/numbers_and_cities.php?age=22Read more... )

I've always known that I won't make a very good parent. I'm ok with the fact that I will be an awesome aunt. But it wasn't until I was babysitting the neighbors that I realized I'm really not even a very good babysitter ( Read more... )

01. Name: Bridget "I'm a badass, look out little old ladies" Whelan ( Read more... )

Today I believe I reached my most unhealthy, disgusting, self-loathing, repulsive state I have ever been in before ( Read more... )

You are 71% Sketchy


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So my New Year's resolution was to give up smoking. And I did ( Read more... )

I really don't feel that I ask for too much out of life, especially when it comes to my lovelife ( Read more... )

I. Reply to this post, because I would like to say a couple words about you ( Read more... )

So I was reading some of my old lj entries and came across the one where I talked about taking the CBEST. In case anyone was wondering, I passed the test with flying colors, and made it through the Department of Justice fingerprint screening scott-free. Awesome, now I can be set free to educated the youth of America. Heh heh.

Ok, so you all know what a madhouse IKEA is. Imagine it under these circumstances ( Read more... )