Do you ever noticed when you're stoned that simple tasks turn into a bigger ordeal than they ever should be ( Read more... )

Reuters in London published a list to follow in order to avoid sending a racy or embarrassing Valentine text to the wrong person ( Read more... )

My faith in the Sacramento County Police Department was both renewed and questioned last night ( Read more... )

I had to call Walmart today to talk to the parent of one of the students from school. While I was on hold, the music playing was some country song.

I knew I hated Walmart.

Today I met the woman my parents are renting their house to. It was a sort of look into my future, and it was depressing ( Read more... )

My life has reached a new low ( Read more... )

I went to a wedding today. The second wedding in the past 6 months. I hate weddings. I always think that I might enjoy them, but I never do. I enjoy the getting dressed up part, the open bar, the seeing people I haven’t seen in a while, the open bar. But it’s never anything but a judgment-fest. This one was particularly so, because I was put ( Read more... )

So tonight I was doing pretty well, serving up coffee to the patrons of the greater Chicago area, when the most entertaining street-person (PC term for bum) came in to fill my evening with delight ( Read more... )

So my roommate/hetero-life-partner Kiki and I were reminiscing and looked up some of my older lj entries. The one that we came across and truly made me laugh was the one about Taco Bell (see January 25th entry). That night was so random and ridiculous that I wrote a poem about it for my intro to poetry class I took senior year (hell yeah I was a ( Read more... )

Ok, and by highlights I mean details that I vaguely remember ( Read more... )