So I had a dream that I went to a speed-dating thing and met a prostitute. She said that her pimp encourages his girls to speed-date because it helps them on their short-game.

Awesome.

Ok, now don't get me wrong, I'm a BEP fan. But their newest album is really lacking in its deep and meaningful messages ( Read more... )

Since I moved into my current building, I have been innundated with the Asian lifestyle. 95% of the people that live here are international students, and they are all Asian ( Read more... )

So apparently Britney Spear's son, whose name is Preston (how unfortunate), is claimed to be a gangsta by his father, K-Fed. This is because the first time that he held his son, Preston peed on him ( Read more... )

So I was channel-surfing today and came across Taradise on E! Despite my generally higher standards, I tuned in ( Read more... )

So I was reading an article online today about a man in Muncie, Indiana. I giggled my ass off. Apparently some dumbshit pulled up to a gas station in the middle of the night and began siphoning gas out of the underground tank. The best part about the story was that the manager of the gas stationed arrived the following morning to find the man ( Read more... )

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So I decided tonight that I was going to watch the season premiere of the show "Lost ( Read more... )

Your Political Profile

Overall: 45% Conservative, 55% Liberal

Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

The setting: driving up I-5 from LA to Woodland in a 1978 Ford F-150, with no air conditioning or really any ventilation system to speak of (unless you count the holes in the floorboard and door panel). An AM stereo that doesn't work, a speedometer that doesn't work, and as you will soon find out, a fuel gage that doesn't work. The sun is beating ( Read more... )