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Enjoy. Keep it clean.

Greetings, old friend.

I think I'm going to revive this old thing. The vain part of me thinks people will enjoy reading my teaching stories.

But there is too much baggage on this particular lj, so I think I'll be starting a new one. Or just deleting a ton of stuff, but then there is no hilarious matt/nancy conversation.

Anyway, updates to come

So, there's this song, and some of the lyrics go:
"My luck's pushed too far
I'll get wrecked in some bar"

and:
"I lost it my foot's on a nail"

and:
"I'll cry myself straight through my pillow."

Name that song.

Casting Call ( Read more... )

Apparently, this reallyreally works, and I'd love an iPod shuffle, so check this out. You just have to complete an offer (which can be easily cancelled -- the simple escapes offer is the best, just one dollar), and refer three friends to get your own. Just make sure you use the link below so I'll get credit for it. =) Leave a comment

DEAR HINDS COUNTY DRIVER'S LICENSE OFFICE ( Read more... )

Another early-morning phone call from my psychotic ex.

I am so happy I'm getting a new number, soon.

And, in a sense, happy my parents don't live in Arkansas anymore.

At least I got rid of him, right?

A conversation with my brother, the night I had two screwdrivers and a great deal of rum and coke and a shot of Meade (which was amazing ( Read more... )

osnap i am sp drunl.

So, OCU Bookguy promised me $65, said that was $11 more than the OCU bookstore would pay me, but then would not return my calls. Got annoyed and frustrated. Really didn't want to take Calculus book home, so gave up and went to the bookstore expecting mere change for my books ( Read more... )