We're driving them back as best we can, but it's not getting any easier.

....I was looking into a snake's eyes. The snake opened his mouth wider and wider until I fell in....

One of the undead dogs has been hanging around the restaurant. It seems most persistent. Everytime the door opens it dashes in and barks at the counter ( Read more... )

An Introduction to Medicinal Herbs and Potions will begin to-morrow morning at 10:15. There will be a field walk at Rosewater Park so as to identify indigenous plants growing in the Silent Hill area. Bring collection bottles and a bag lunch. Those of you of magical upbring may also wish to bring your wands, just in case ( Read more... )

Stop doing that. Just...stop it.

Just where do I find this 'JK Rowlings' Muggle?

((OOC:fourth wall down!! Kylie has shown Snape the books Harry has had written to whitewash himself and get his name known to Muggles the world over.
Severus Snape is not amused. Steer clear, or he may pop a zap in yr arse.

I...I cannot begin to...I don't know where to start, I honestly don't ( Read more... )

Having spent the night in my cups and in tremendous contemplation -as well as the morning hungover and in Ms.Luna's company- I have made my own decisions regarding the abrupt and somewhat shocking changes I have learned about ( Read more... )

Someone please tell me the last few has been a terrible dream and that I was not rescued by... *uck*...children.

update: Sirius Black is here?!?!

By all means, any of you who read this, stay away from that man. He is an animagus and completely dangerous. Let me handle him... he is a traitor to the world I came from and an escapee from one of ( Read more... )

So.

That was the notorious Sister Claudia we've all been warned about.

I found her rather presumptuous, really. As it is I've known any number of people who find solace in the divinatory arts, and I often wonder why it is they cannot make better use of their time.

She did NOT get to me, thank you for asking.

Did. NOTTrash? Get back to work. ( Read more... )

Despite a definite air of unrest, thus far no sign of Voldemort or his compatriots.

I'm remaining vigilant.

In other news, we appear to be low on cooking oil. Anyone wishing for chips may have to have them prepared in a different fashion.

Trash, it seems, has taken to using the vats to deepfry Mars bars.