Silent Hill. Your apocalypse could not come at a more inconvenient, irritating and imbecilic time.

I have been attending to the growing unrest near Hogwarts. Do you understand? In the venacular of the network,

Do NOT want.

Can I make myself any clearer on this?

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Alarming anyone in this... already most disturbing town is the least of my intentions.

However...

None of us have seen any sign of Lord Voldemort in a more than small while now.

This doesn't bode well. I suggest that you report any sightings of him to myself or the others at the burger stand and beyond such... take care.

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Zombie birds.

Yes. Well.

Some of you may remember there is such thing as a barrier spell; it might be in your best interests to remember how to use it when you're out on your errands, hmm?

Oh God. One more session like that, and I don't think I'm going to be able toMiss Luna, Trash. Attend me if you will. Mr.Riddle has just been by once again, and I fear I must sit down awhile ( Read more... )

Yes. It was.

We shall be hearing no more of that.

It's been quiet.
Altogether too quiet, by my estimation.

Trash. Whatever it is you're doing, I suggest you desist from doing it at once and go do something else.

Patrol the perimeters, or something else useful.

The rest of you should stop lollygagging and practice your warding spells.

That will be all.

I shouldn't think it would be too much effort for someone to enlighten us what's going on?

We've all been through a very trying time. Frankly, I'm surprised we're still all alive.

It would be nice, one should think, for at least one of you Muggles others to let us know what was going on while we were busy, hmm?

Of all the--!

You privileged little simpleton! Now of all times you begin this again...

((And so saying, Sevvie is off to fight the good fight against Harry and his followers again. Pity. He might have come in useful in the goings on underground or in the church.))