Aren't we all just a little bit elitist?

...but why?

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae. -- Kurt Vonnegut

Without health there is no happiness. An attention to health, then, should take the place of every other object. The time necessary to secure this by active exercises, should be devoted to it, in preference to every other pursuit. I know the difficulty with which a studious man tears himself from his studies, at any given moment of the day. But his ( Read more... )

If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? -- T. S. Eliot

*A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the ( Read more... )

      I'm not a huge fan of posting links and just saying "here, watch this". So instead, I'll be nice and give you a little introduction.

The link which you're about to click on (yeah, you know you want to) is about steroid use. It's unusual because this one actually backs the use of anabolic steroids for"adult males". The importance of ( Read more... )

The following is a story I wrote. Note that this isn't based on a real-life experience. Not really ( Read more... )

Stupid people are funny.

You are a
Social Liberal
(66% permissive)

and an...
Economic Conservative
(60% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Libertarian

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Quickly he jams the top of the dispenser down
soap cascading over the crevices of his palms

One, yes definitely one down, all the way down, yes

With his unsoaped hand he jams the silver handle up
releasing the pent-up water from the pipes

Center, yes definitely center the handle. Warm water, definitely, yes center.

Slowly he brings his hands ( Read more... )