My little ponies. Soooo many of them. Hundreds of my little ponies, plus my little pony accessories, my little pony friends, sea ponies flutter ponies fuzzy ponies jewel-eyed ponies spinning-tail ponies unicorn ponies pegasus ponies tropical ponies sports ponies ballet ponies baby ponies dancing ponies G1 and G2 ponies vintage rare ponies. It is ( Read more... )

So I was trying to sleep and a large object fell on my head. A door, actually. It hit me pretty hard and I now have a big fatty lumpy welt on my forehead. I'm also seeing black and neon spots out of my left eye. 

What is the difference between yo momma and a washing machine? When I drop a load in a laundry machine it doesn't follow me around for a week!

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I made it home today against all odds! I arrived at my gate in Phoenix just as the plane was finishing boarding. In Salt Lake City we had to wait in the airport four hours while the pilots deliberated over whether it was safe to fly to Portland, and it was finally decided that yes, we could make it. We experienced turbulence and a scary landing at ( Read more... )

Shit. I booked my shuttle to Phoenix at the wrong time.  It picks me up at 4:15 and drops me off at 6:15 and my plane boards at 6:45 and it's the holiday season and it will probably be busy and I could very easily miss my flight. shit shit. shit. shit shit shit. Even if I do manage to catch my flight, there's a good chance I'll get stuck in Salt ( Read more... )

Well apparently Portland is a snowy mess and the airport is closed. I am supposed to be leaving for home tomorrow at 4 am and I have no idea what I will do if my flight is cancelled. As of now, tomorrow's flights are listed as on time, but this is probably just because they don't know what it will look like in the morning. What if they do not know ( Read more... )

I couldn't deal with kittenlessness. Yesterday morning I woke up early to go reclaim Francesca from the shelter. I bought her a shiny gold collar and an engraved name tag and celebrated her return by feeding her oodles of cat treats. She is going to be my spoiled child for as long as she lives. She wasn't very happy about being an only child, ( Read more... )

Today was colder than it's been all year in Tucson; 40 degrees at noon and raining and gusting and dreary dreary dreary.

My children are gone. I had to take them back to the shelter this morning; it's time for them to find real homes. Ditzy-Jessie and I have both been crying about it all day. I don't think I have ever been quite as attached to ( Read more... )

Whoa crap, I own an expensive purse ( Read more... )

The neighbor boys and their friends burst through our front door unannounced three times to eat gingerbread cookies and be loud ( Read more... )