I AM THE WINGMASTER

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If I die tomorrow I won't have any regrets. Why, you ask? BECAUSE I AM THE MOTHER FUCKING WINGMASTER!!! Yes, that's right, me and Jesse can eat more wings than The Rack Shack has to dish out. Last night(if you count today as Tuesday) I squared off against Jess "The Mess" Hendryx in a wing-off of epic proportions. At first I ate through those

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Yes, Jesse regailed me with the tails of your triumph, following his vomiting into an empty pitcher. Kudos!

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that's right, i'm totally awesome.

Welcome to the Dave Smith Fan Club!

[anonymous]

I couldn't think of any other way to contact you, so I did this. I just want to say, welcome! The group exists for its members (that means you!) so use your membership to its full extent! Perhaps after a bit of time we will be able to add you to the officers (replete with your own unique title, if you're lucky, and if we're in a good mood!) so get involved! Or whatever

Secretary of Urban Housing and Development,
Jason Schrock