Sorry, I haven't had time to update recently. Here's the latest installment of "Love Hath Not the Fat Guy ( Read more... )

"Love Hath Not the Fat Guy" is the title of a show I want to produce about Steve, the fat nerd in my programming class, who constantly hits on Andrea. I gave my idea to Travis, who, after watching them, implored me to get that camera set up ( Read more... )

Last night while I was at work I was thinking of what the most awesome movie in the world would be. I figured it would have hot lesbians and guns. The movie would go something like this: There are these hot lesbians getting it on and such when all of a sudden this other lesbian comes flying in through the window with a gun. The two hot lesbians ( Read more... )

Holy crap, this class is driving me nuts. Once again I'm knee deep in absolute bullshit in my programming class. She's now writing shit using a C++ language she hasn't even talked about. Where is she getting these characters from? What the fuck? HOLY SHIT, she spelled Thursday wrong. Fan-fucking-tastic ( Read more... )

I feel really bad now. In a previous post, I called this one guy in my programming class a douche. I found out that he's a really nice guy. The other day our class was cancelled and he didn't know. I told him and he was like "oh shit!" because he was inbetween cars and had no way of getting home. Even though he lives in Pekin, I decided to do the ( Read more... )

Today I was reminded why I go to school; not because of the valuable knowledge I'll gain before I head off into the real world, but rather for the sheer entertainment value of it. My first class got cancelled this morning, so I decided to head to the cafeteria to get some breakfast. As I was walking along, I ran into my friend Jennifer who was ( Read more... )

For those of you who don't know what the opening crawl is to Episode III yet, check this shit out ( Read more... )

I'm sitting here in my programming class kinda zoning out. She's decided to go ahead and better explain number conversions, completely after the fact that we've already been tested on it. Yeah ( Read more... )

Boy, I tell you, Computer Programming just keeps getting better. In my last entry, I talked about how frustrated I was that I had spent $110 on a book that I'm not even going to need. Well, some good came out of that in that I can return the book for a complete refund. Fuckin' right ( Read more... )

So, school's back in session and once again I find myself sitting in a classroom zoning out while feigning an attempt at paying attention. I'm taking 17 credit hours this semester, which means that I will no longer be able to work at ICC Grounds, which really sucks because that was the only job I've ever worked where I've liked everyone I worked ( Read more... )