a new made-up bullshit disorder that I DO have. Can't be that bad, considering I'm still able to muscle past the itching by awkwardly scratching my throat and roof of my mouth with my tongue.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/08/oral.allergy.syndrome/

i've got a facebook account, but my work has disabled it so i can only watch helplessly as friends and family comment. to any who see this, my apologies for the shitty manners - I'll hit you back in the evening.

in response to an article Tucker Carlson wrote on the Daily Beast, criticizing Jon Stewart for not being the target of enough criticism ( Read more... )

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-03-15/how-the-stewartcramer-smackdown-started/

made me want to watch the John Stewart/Crossfire decimation again...
good times

and it took me this long to form an opinion I'm satisfied with. I've had to balance a hideous, crushingly brutal juggernaut of a soundtrack; impossibly long still scenes; wildly out of place stills and slows and a few crushingly long extended scenes (every fight scene and sex in an owl-head come screaming to mind) - with really good casting, acting ( Read more... )

is coming along, though my lower back/ass is pretty damned sore(bizarrely enough, I think, from a core set I did recently). Any advice as to what to eat before going to the gym at 5:30 in the AM would be welcome, bearing in mind I've never really been able to eat much in the morning.
I am not a morning person.

http://www.loulies.com/vosges_exotic_chocolate_bars_mos_bacon_barRead more... )

WHY WE WILL NOT BE PREPARED WHEN THE END COMES!!!

http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/Road_signs_warn_of_zombies

but wary. I've got three interviews lined up. Two for two different insurance companies doing litigation paralegal work (or so I think, that assessment may change after the interview) and one for a title company in Rockville ( Read more... )

I'm not unemployed, but I am furiously looking for a job (skillset is pretty much real-estate paralegal, but I'm focusing on that last part), preferably in the DC/Metro area. Got Craig's List, Monster, and USA Jobs covered. Any and all suggestions would be most welcome (even if they were accompanied by a thrown banana cream pie).