A little while ago I was talking to God in my head. I said, " God, make me feel better. "

To which God said, " Why do you keep praying to me if you don't believe in me? "

Then I said, " I don't know. Why do you keep answering me? "

I have been to the mountain for mindful meditation and have just returned to the land of the living. In other words I have been sick as hell, and now I feel better ( Read more... )

" If a tree falls in the forest and it lands on a log truck, does the logger make a sound."