All escapades involving Michaela having a crush on two guys who happened to be best friends have officially backfired, and I am fucked (pun intended).

This entire experience confirms my fear that I am in fact living in an 80s sitcom with unfortunate lighting and a stale laugh track.

I bought a coconut yesterday because I've never owned my own coconut. His name was Gary. After dinner 5 of my friends and I drained him (so much juice...) and cracked him open. Then we found out he was molding between his shell and his meat (this sounds dirtier by the second...) so we had to throw him and his juice away ( Read more... )

Have you ever just seen someone in a class and thought, "Oh my God, you would look perfect standing next to my brothers in a family portrait and our children would be gorgeous; we need to procreate."
Because I definitely think that. About like 4 different people.

Oh my lord I have a crush on everyone. This is fanTAStic!

;)

Deanna understands.

My mom always gets me a card and some candy on Valentine's Day.
I love my mom.
I so can't wait to turn into her. That'll be a good day.

See? Catholic holidays can be fun! Christmas, Easter, Valentine's, St. Paddy's!

Now if only we could lay claim to Arbor Day.

I love love. And hugs, and talking, but not having to talk because you're so comfortable with a person ( Read more... )

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Why aren't my professors emailing me to cancel my classes? Don't they know how hard it is raining and how tired I am????

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Deanna -

I changed my duty night, so I'll definitely be there to celebrate with you later this month. If I find a ride... but that's to be figured out later.

I love you!!