I posess so much grace, more than this sack of moist sticks can express ( Read more... )

  Three A.M. Finished masturbating. 
  Can't Sleep.
  I find so much solace in my ignorance to the volumes of text around me.
  Lets me see my path, and beside
what did men do before there where quotes and books about how great they are 
I'm just not down to hold the Piss bucket. 
  Often times I try to fill myself up with the words of another man or ( Read more... )

Don't want advice, just someone to listen.

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       For some of you who are wondering,  and I know you are, because its is something that has bothered me. Where do the ugly sticks come from? and if there are sticks then  there are limbs and even trees from where these sticks come from. Well folks, I've found the ugly grove, a forest if you will, it resides in the maternity ward of the Dania ( Read more... )

My final day at the GJ lounge. I have to admit I will miss my peeps a whole lot aside from them teaching me my very poor Venezuelan Spanish (mama huevos) and the hard knock life of an illegal alien, they're some of the greatest people I've been privileged to know. Me leaving them has also got me thinking about graduation (wipes the tear). I'm ( Read more... )

So today I went in for training which started at 1 and was about 4 hours long, and since I did so well (slumps in his chair) I was asked to come back at 8 o'clock that night (tries very hard to hold that dashing smile) to take the genealogy sales course. Now I know most must be thinking it, because I thought the same, could she mean the study of ( Read more... )

So yes, Last Saturday marks the first day in which I purchased a book instead of food, or anything else for that matter. It was Michael Crichton's Eaters of the Dead; it the historical account from which Beowulf is based upon. I was skeptical at first but after completing it and doing a bit of research on my own I found the sources of the ( Read more... )

Ladies and Gents I just quit my job only to be hired at Express. Its a good feeling to know that your a desirable worker, then again I don't desire to work, so you see the conflict of interest. ~shrugs~ I'm just going to enjoy the freedom I have with the ones I love before I'm thrown back into gulag that is the american work force. I've never been ( Read more... )

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